Well, you know what?
We should be out saving this country from hell fire, heathens, and ruin.

Try the following: Keep vegetables in the fridge. The full array of colors.
Even just to look at them.

Don’t make obvious puns. An occasional pun, if a good one, is a good thing; but a ceaseless flow of puns is simply maddening.

And then I said to myself, Where is my mother?
I can’t feel my shoulder.

But I’m a woman and I’m beautiful. I should be able to buy things.
I deserve to buy things.