Nobody knows anything.
I’m taking up knitting.
Knitting can be relied on.
I’m knitting a sock.
A sock. That’s ridiculous.
(to E, supportively)
One thing at a time is what I always say.
Enough with the platitudes.
Platitudes are what landed us on our asses.
Honey, please —
I’ll tell you about platitudes.
I had a life full of them.
It was nice while it lasted.
You? That’s not surprising, I guess.
You’ve got that air of superiority.
The kind that stinks up a whole room.
What you need is a kick in the ass.
No two people are exactly alike.
Yes. I think we can all appreciate that.
(Long pause. Some confusion.)
(as if coming out of a haze)
How much are oranges?
I don’t know. I like plums.
I’m a banana man myself.
Apples were the fruit that spawned Newton’s theory of gravity.
I love Galileo.
I like Gucci.